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The Premier League returns on Saturday with Gameweek 22, promising another thrilling chapter in one of the most unpredictable seasons in recent memory. With teams fighting for titles, European spots, and survival, every match carries significance. Here’s a quick preview of what’s to come: Saturday, January 18, 2025Newcastle United vs. Bournemouth (12:30 GMT) Newcastle United, riding a six-match winning streak, host AFC Bournemouth at St. James' Park. The Magpies aim to close the gap on the le...
Someone on the Farcaster football channel said, in response to Ash's essay questioning Arteta's legacy after five years at Arsenal, "I wonder what Chukwuka thinks about this..." Well, here are a couple of thoughts I have regarding whether Arteta should be fired at the end of the season or if his legacy is in question already at the club. First, I Acknowledge The ProblemsFirst of all, I do acknowledge the problems that have led us to this place where some people are calling for Arteta's sackin...
The Premier League returns on Tuesday with Gameweek 21, and it promises to be another thrilling chapter in one of the most unpredictable seasons in recent memory. With teams fighting for titles, European spots, and survival, every match carries significance. Here’s a quick preview of what’s to come: Tuesday, January 14, 2025Brentford vs. Manchester City (19:30 GMT) Brentford faces a formidable challenge as they host Manchester City. City, aiming for a third consecutive league victory, will lo...
Mikel Arteta’s reign at Arsenal has been one of promise and potential, but as the Gunners sit on the brink of another trophy-less season, questions surrounding his future are louder than ever. Five years into his tenure, has Arteta done enough to justify his continued leadership of the club?The Highs: FA Cup Glory and Title ChallengesAppointed in December 2019, Arteta wasted no time in making an impact, guiding Arsenal to an FA Cup victory in his first season. That triumph was seen as a sprin...
Maresca's Marauders March OnChelsea have had a decent start to the season. Under Maresca, they've transitioned from Pochettino's more direct brand of football to something a bit more controlled, much like Liverpool's transition under Slot. And yet, like Liverpool, this doesn't mean that they've completely lost all their bite. Their routs of Wolves, Brighton, and West Ham show that they're still dangerous when they go direct. They can still hurt you when they decide to be marauders. I would ar...
As the new football season hits its stride, the global spotlight turns toward the Ballon d’Or—the golden orb that crowns the world’s best footballer each year. In this essay, ahead of the award ceremony on 28 October, we’ll delve into the storied history of this prestigious award, spotlight this year’s top contenders, and make a compelling case for why Rodri stands above the rest.The Golden Ball: A Brief HistoryThe Ballon d’Or, established in 1956 by France Football magazine, has long been th...
Every Premier League season opens with a slate of new possibilities. A big part of the appeal of the EPL is that you never really know wh...
Three games into the new season, and the rumblings about Erik ten Hag’s future at Manchester United have already begun. Harsh? Perhaps. B...
A Haaland hat-trick, controversial red card decisions, a late late comeback, and bitter rivals clashing in the North-West. Last weekend s...
A new era of the Champions League kicks off this week. In this essay, we delve into the rich history of the tournament and consider how t...
North London RemembersArteta and Arsenal have their revenge at last. It's fair to say that Arsenal lost the league to Villa last season. ...
Mauricio Pochettino’s imminent appointment as the new head coach of the U.S. men’s national team has raised plenty of eyebrows. With the ...
Matchweek 24 Preview: A Pivotal Weekend in the Title Race
As February begins, the Premier League heats up with another crucial weekend of action.